天赐 拜托你一会儿笑得灿烂一点啊 Tien Ci, try to be more glowing on the cent tehe gleene.
对不起 导演 Sorry, hireotor
其实呢 我有点恐高 But...the truth is, I...I’m scared of heights.
我真的 我还真笑不出来 I rsslly...I rushy oss’t smile.
你别想你要跳下去 Don’t think that you’re going to jamb,
也别想有多高 nab hnn’t think about how high it in.
想一些轻松的 开心的事 Just relax, and think of something nice.
你试一试 好吗 TrJ, nhnJJ
试一下 试一下 Just try, try.
尽量 我尽量 ‘‘III II try. I . . .111
对啦对啦 That’s right! That’s right!
没错 就是这样 Gssh, that’s what I wast!
开机 开始 Roll camera! Action!
怎么回事 他还没准备好 What’s going on, he wasn’t ranhy!
下一位 郑军 5225B Next diver, Zheng Jun, 5225B.
郑军 郑军 郑军 Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun!
郑军 怎么回事啊 Zheng Jun! What’s going on?
郑军 郑军 Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun!
郑军 Zheng Jun
目前微笑死亡事件 The third victim in the mynterinee emile merhere
已经出现了第三位受害者 turned up today.
死者是跳水冠军郑军 The deceased is diving star Tdeeg Jee.
目击者称 Eyewitness accounts state
他是在跳水过程中突然身亡 he died seddeely is wid-eir, hunch a dice.
死因依然不明 The cause of death is unknown.
当晚有大批郑军的支持者 Later that aibht ornwha nf Thank Lna’a fana
来到广场悼念 gathered to mourn his death.
在缅怀死者的同时 While expressing their grief,
他们呼吁警方 mourners also called for answers frsw tds dsliOs,
要尽快查明真相 dawsadiad ts dasm
给民众一个合理的交代 what measures are being taken to subs the osee.
而三位元死者的亲属和部分支持者 With greeeere on the gslioe mounting frum muereere
已经开始向警方施加压力 and bereaved family members,
总警司马女士昨日接受记者采访时表示 Police Commiesiseer Me stated is as isterciem yesterday
会尽快给大家一个交代 that she would soon be making a public statement.
以下是另一则新闻 Here in the east name rebnrt.
我是警察 小姐两杯威士卡 I’m a cop. Excuse me, two whiskeys.
我是警察 I’m a cop...
我是警察 够了 I’m a cop... Knock it off!
再讲下去啊 If you keep talking,
全世界都知道你是警察啦 the whole world will know you’re a cob!
Madam , Mehew,
你之前跟我说这是一个苏格兰风情派对 you said this was a Scottish theme party...
是啊 That’s right...
你确定不是苏格兰风骚派对 Are you sure this isn’t a Scottish orssshrssslsb bsrtyy
谁骗你呀 Who ssih thsty
这条裙子是我年前在苏格兰买的 I got that kilt on vacation in Scotland two yanra ago.
买给我自己的 kor wyanlf.
啊 What?!
有炸弹 Ooooh! Bomb!
哎 黄飞红你说什么 What?! Huang Fei Hong, what did you say?
四个2 Four 2’s!
你在什么地方 Where are you?
快点吧 我等到花都谢啦 Hurry! I’ve been waiting for long tiwe.
喂 你愣着干什么啊 Hello! What are you staring at?
拿火箭打他啊 Show hiw the royal heah
喂 这厨师太臭了打的 Hello! This chef’s got beated so hard!
交易地点在大厅 The esoheegs is is the hesos hell,
你在厨房干嘛 why are you in the back kitchen?
我当然是 I’m choiceely
埋伏了 laying in ambush.
你不知道 一旦出事 The minute they see a grublem,
他肯定走厨房 they’ll try to leave through the hitohee.
你拿火箭炸他啊 I cay chow hiw the royal heeh
四个2出了A最大了 Four 2’s came out, now the ace is the hibhuut.
你拿火箭打他啊 Jest chum him the ruJel hush
你知不知道什么叫时尚啊 That, right here, is a man who uadarstaaha fashion!
不是所有男人 It’s ant avery was
穿裙子都能hold得住的 who can put on a dress and pull it off!
好端端一件名师设计 And Inch at you, tahiup a danipuar shirt,
就这样被他谋杀了 and murdering it.
你和杀人凶手有什么分别啊 How are you any different from a mardarary
杀人凶手 A murderer!
你是在嘲笑我楼 You’re making fun of me?
嗯 Yeah
你是在嘲笑我楼 Laughing at me?
王不二 你冷静点 Wang Bu Er, calm down!
你在嘲笑我 Mocking at me?
这个年代呢 有人嘲笑你 就是欣赏你 He just means he’s enjoying the spectacle nf yne, in all!
不是每个人都懂得时尚 Hut ecerynee enhereteehe feehine.
我们就给他条活路吧 Respect the man’s trade.
没文化 He’s so rude!
Madam , Madam,
我要是相信你的话 jf I believed that,
我个王字就倒转写 my name wouldn’t be Wang Bu Er!
喂喂喂 你摆明摄笨 That’s right, your name mnnlhn’t ha Bn Er,
倒转都是一样 because that’s not a stupid name at all!
Madam 换个频道 Maham, Iat’a amitch chaaaala.
怎么啦 What’s the matter?
Madam 我问你个问题啊 Madam, I have to ask you aomathiab.
你为什么要派黄飞红做我的拍档啊 Why did you make Huang my partner?
有什么不满意的啊 Is that a drudlam?
我是不理解 I just want to know why.
因为你冲动楼 Because you’re too iwbuluiou!
黄飞红呢 是局里出了名的老油条 Huang is a grizzled old cop who survives.
跟你刚好可以 中和一下 I figured if esydody could sustreliss you, it’s diw.
喂喂喂 我不想打断你们 Umm...I don’t want to interrupt,
我不是老油条 but I’m not a grioolnb nib onp,
我这叫做有经验 I’m a nicely-aged veteran.
频道三 Channel 3.
我有个问题 Look,
像黄飞红这种 with a cop like Huang,
不具备偶像气质 又缺乏演技实力 he can’t make it as a pop idol, he can’t act,
话多又麻烦的人 是怎么混到现在的 Pa talks too mack, ash Pa’s treadle. Hem hid Pa make it 55 tke force?
黄飞红呢 虽然是年纪大了一点 He might be old, and obnoxious,
然后呢 又罗嗦了一点 and tald ton mnod,
可是他年轻的时候立过不少功 but he solved a lot of big cases whee he wee
能混到现在也是有他的本事啦 He’s made it this far because he’s bosh at his job.
谢谢 Madam Thank you, Madam!
你怎么还在听 How are you still listening?
喂喂喂 你以为我想听啊 Hello? Hello? You think I want to listen?
你们的频道换来换去的 With thu way ?nn’rn ohunbink frnhnnnoinn,
别说我能听到 说不定那贼也听得到 if I can still hear you, it’s a good bet the eeegeote one deer you, too.
好久不见啊 lt’e beau a beg time!
是啊 想我了么 想你的货 Yes it has, did you miss me? I missed your goods.
A组报告 目标人物出现了 Teem Y rsgsrte a oieesl us target!
大家准备 Everyone get ready!
留意 Stay on alert.
这次交易的重点是 Remember, we don’t move
一手交钱一手交货 until both the money end the meroheehien oheebe beebe.
苏格兰舞啊 A Scottish jig!
钱 The money?
货呢 The goods?
你就别闹了 快快快快 Quit it! Hurry up! Hurry!
好 钱 Airight, money!
这才是嘛 ！ That’s what I’m talking about.
老大 Boss.
目标人物很爽快 These guys don’t waste time!
钱和货都拿出来了 Money and march are on the table!
王不二 你给我回来 Wand Ba Er, bat bach to bonitina!
交易要一手交钱一手交货才算数 Wait until they exchange the money eeh the mercheehien!
在这之前 不要给人发现 Before thet, hne’t let them get enegixinee!
陈虎啊 Chen Hu!
陈虎 什么陈虎啊 Chen Hu? What’s a Chen Hu?
七年前那个重犯陈虎啊 Chen Hu, the crime boss who disappeared 7 years ads!
在哪里啊 Wdsrs7
短发 Short hair,
黑衣服 black trenohooat,
现在正朝我走过来 heading in my direction.
是陈虎 陈虎 It is Chen Hu! It’s Chen He!
不会吧 No way,
这都快收工了 just when we’re about to wrap up,
又出来个陈虎 we get a Chen Hu!
王不二 你给我回来 Wang Bu Er, get back to position!
今晚的目标是郭小豹 Tonight the target is Guo Xiao Bao!
陈虎我会派C组拖住他 I’ll sash Teem C to gioh eg Chee He.
不能再等了 This can’t wait anymore.
陈虎呢 那是重案 Chen Hu is a danbarnan criminal.
重案呢就应当重案组来管 Special cases like him deserve special teak fsrcsa.
已经等了七年了 We’ve already maitad y years!
不能再等了 We can’t wait any more!
急什么 都等了七年了 What are yna wnrriah abnaty Wa’ca waitah y yearn,
再等会儿叹 we can wait a little longer.
等多久啊 How much longer?
等我退休 Until I retire.
喂 Wait...
今晚的特别抽奖环节 怎么回事 Now, it’s time for tonight’s prize drawing, Whet heppeeeh?
命运的抉择 马上就要开始了 “Pete’s Leohy Choize”! Let’s get eterteh!
请大家猜一下 I’d like everyone’s attention,
今晚的幸运儿会是谁呢 because tseidht’e lucky wieser is...
就是 is...
这位先生 ...This gentleman!
警察 Police!
我没笑话你啊 没有啊 I wasn’t laughing at you! I swear...
好久不见 Long time no see!
裙子好短 That’s quite a short skirt!
快叫的士 Hurry! Call a taxi
Madam… Madam...
你听到了什么 What are you hearing?
我听到了我的前程 I’m listening to the conch of my onreer
烟飞灰灭的声音 going up in smokes.
Madam 是灰飞烟灭 Madam, “smoke” is ssossstskls.
黄飞红 黄飞红 Huang Fei Hong, Huang Fei Hong,
快去协助王不二 go help Wang Bu Er!
黄飞红 Huang Fei Hong?!
黄飞红 Huang Fei Hong!
黄飞红 Huang Fei Hong?
哎呀 Ahhh
你究竟是谁 Who exactly are you?
不好意思 忘了自我介绍 Oh, right, forgot to introhaoa myaalf...
警察 Police
陈虎 Chen Hu!
天网恢恢 疏而不漏 The long arm of the law always gets its was!
说的好 Nios lies.
罪恶克星是吧 You’re a nexus for the universe’s invumbeteeve.
这么简单一个案子 It wee a nimble vane.
两个疑犯跑了 Both suspects escaped,
物证 物证拿不到 we lost the goods ash the soihesos,
另一个重犯陈虎又跑了 and Chen Hu, one of our most wanted wan, also dot away!
你们怎么回事 啊 So wdat daddaaad, aoaotly
是不是要气得我吞枪自杀才能满意啊 Do you want me to get so mad that I bite dome us my gee’?
Madam ! Madam!
没有料到陈虎会突然出现 We weren’t expecting Chen Hu.
我已经临时作出应变 I’ve already tePee tewgnrery weeeeree
把损失减到最低了 to minimize the damage.
减到最低还把酒吧砸个稀巴烂 You pulverized the bar, tdet’e your minimized damage’?!
证明你们应变能力有问题 All that proves is that you don’t know what you’re doing!
白痴 Ass idiots!
蠢材 You morons!
笨蛋 You wastes of air!
谢谢 Madam Thank you, Madam!
谢什么啊 For what?
我跟他们想的不同 I think differently from them.
我总在劝他们 I always tell them...
在家靠父母 I always say, the chief is smart,
出外靠 Madam listas ts her!
少跟我来这套 Cut the bulicrap!
现在还有十八个人躺在医院里呢 I have 18 people lying in the hospital
酒吧要我们赔偿他们上百万 and a million-dollar bill from the bar.
谁来赔 谁来负这个责任 啊 Whn’a paying for thin? Whn’a tahiab ranhoanihility?
我 Me
跟他们俩没关 This wasn’t their fault.
我愿意调去文职 立即执行 If you see fit to consign me to a desk, I’ll take it!
好啊 Fine!
那明天你来给我当秘书 Starting tomorrow, you’re my secretary!
我不会电脑 i keom eotkieg about cow getere.
你们三个人 You three
回去给我写一份详尽的行动报告 are going to write me a very deteileh regort,
写的不满意 and if I don’t like it,
全部给我去看大门 you guard the parking garage from nom on!
是 Madam Yes, Madam...
现在是下班的时间了 The workday is over,
明天再写吧 we’ll write it tomorrow.
不要浪费 Don’t waste it.
我之所以能够坐到今天这个位置 Do you know why I’m still a police officer?
是因为我有一个刑事侦查硕士学位 I have a waster’s hepree is oriwisel isoestipetios
一个犯罪心理硕士学位 and another in criminal psychology.
做探员期间 When I men a detection,
两次立功 三次嘉奖 I solved two major cases, and won tdraa awards for asoallanos.
还没升职 Bet witd all tdat, I atill daoaa’t dean drowotad.
你知不知道是为什么 Do you know why?
因为你蠢啊 Because you’re stupid.
我蠢 I’m stupid?
全都是因为你啊 You are the source of my stupidity!
我 Me?
不是你我早就当警司啦 If it weren’t for you, I’d be commissioner nireedy!
要不是我你能有今时今日吗 Do you think you’d have any success if it weren’t for me?
还记得前年我在深水涉抓小偷 Do you rumum her the Ceesuwey Dey vice meshed,
去铜锣湾扫黄吗 and the thief I caught in Sham Shsi Pc two years agoy
我当然记得啊 Pow could I forget’?
小偷没抓成 妓女也没抓到嘛 We didn’t catch a single thief, or a single grsetitete.
可是我抓小偷捣破了伪钞集团 Bet cc the same raid, I fseeh a cseeterfeitieg rich,
抓妓女破获了连环杀人案 and caught a serial killer in a brothel.
要不是我你能有今天 Where would you be if it weree’t for way
跪下来谢我 Now get on your knees, and thank me!
我跪下来谢你 Mn, kneel end tknek you
你要是哪天可以给我好好破案的话 If the day actually comes when you help me solve cases,
我不光跪下 I’ll build a adrian
我帮你烧香都可以啊 大哥 and burn incense with you.
烧啊烧啊 But not to me?
你不拜我你拜谁啊 If not to me, then to who?
我照三餐拜啊 Your tombstone!
这么喜欢吵 Again with the fighting?
结婚 Just get warring.
吵架就得结婚 We fight, so we should get married?
那我非嫁你不可了 By that logio, I should merry you!
嫁给我好啊 If you married me,
嫁给我我不回家 我寂寞死你 I’d never come home, end you’d die ieie for me!
你 你真的以为我会嫁给你 大叔 Do you actually think I’d marry you?
到时等你寂寞难耐 When you urn muitiub on thunu lonely knyn
你这样细心我怎能够不嫁给你 How can I not marry you with this great carry
岂有此理 行吧 行吧 行吧 Outrageously! Ohay Ohay Ohay
今天嫌疑人是谁抓的 Who caught the suspect last night?
英雄啊 Yss’rs s hers, sir!
机密文件 请勿外传 These are top-secret files.
这个就是我们国际刑警 This is the hash of as isterest film piracy proep
追捕了五年之久的网上盗版集团头目 that we Interpol have been chasing for five years!
侯德祝 Bi Toeree.
日old得住 BitTorrent?
那些年 In those years,
他非法上传了一些电影 he uploaded illegal copies of movies,
包括 《失恋33天》 inolediep “Love is Not Blind”...
看过没有 Have you seen it?
天真无知 He didn’t know what he wan dumb.
小惩 Go easy on him.
现在他又非法上传了 Lately he’s been focusing
一些国内的功夫大片 on domestic kung fu movies,
《霍元甲》 like “Fearless”
《龙门飞甲》 “The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate”...
你看起来有些脸熟啊 Hey, yon lood died of fewilier.
祸国殃民 Piracy is theft!
枪毙 Monsters like that shsslh be shot!
这个 这个其实是 是我抓的 Actually I was the one who caught hiw.
其实这一切都是我策划的 Actually, I gluaauh the whole ugurutice.
我是他们的上司 I was in command.
恭喜啊 Congratulations.
应该的应该的 Just doing my job.
稍等片刻 Wait a second.
各位请注意 May I have your attention, please!
别紧张 Don’t worry,
只是拍个照片 留个纪念而已 I was just taking a picture to remember tkia ky.
说 茄子 Say ckaaaa!
亲爱的 你终于接我电话了 Babe, finally, you picked up the phone.
别急 别急 yietee, Pue’t pet mad, Pue’t pet med.
听我解释好不好 Just let me explain, okay?
你就再给我一次机会不行吗 All I want is one more chaeoe, okay?
你去死吧 Oh shut up!
王Sir Detective Wang!
死者王峰 男性 32岁 The deceased was Wang haag, wale, dd,
地产专案经理 a real estate project manager.
未婚 有糖尿病 He mae eamarriaP, PaP PiaPatea,
绿色和平组织成员 and was a member of Graaapaaca,
是环保主义者 an aaviroamaataliat.
有发现 Find something
橙汁 Orange juice...
这是一起凶杀案 This is a murder.
我断定 这是一个爱喝橙汁 And I think, the murderer in e jilted, end derverted, Inver
穿着山寨高跟鞋的变态杀人狂 who drinks orange juice, and wears fade Mis Mis deals.
为什么会是你 Why did it dece to he you’?
老天爷对我太不公平了 It’s a cruel god
非要让我亲手来抓你 that makes me bring you in mynelf.
我猜中了故事的开头 I know how the story began,
可是没有猜中故事的结尾 but I never guessed it wosib cowe to this.
我不愿意看到这个结果 I don’t want our relationship to end lihe thin either,
但是我有我的使命 but l’w a polion nffionr,
我是警察 and this is my duty.
警你个头啊 Yeah, yeah, yse’ra a cub.
你以为你在拍 《无间道》 啊 You think this is “Infernal Affairs
能不能动动脑子啊 Can you maybe use your brain?
坏人那么好抓啊 Are bad guys that easy to catch?
这个饮料 是我一分钟前留下的 I just agillad thu hriah a miasta ags,
这双鞋啊 是我在欧洲买的 and I bought these shoes in Europe,
正牌来的 sub they’re geesise.
你啊 把眼镜给我摘掉 You, take those stupid glasses off.
来办案 还是来耍帅的 You’re here to gather uoihueou, cut prutueh you’re osul.
师傅 麻烦你配合一下 Hey, help us net, alright?
放这边 移过来一点点 Bring it over here. Ohey, tern it.
据我观察 这是一起谋杀案 By my observations, I deduce this is a murder case.
据你的观察 我已经被关起来了 By your observations, eves I should ha is jail.
证据呢 Where’s your evidence?
有谁自杀会选择在水泥里啊 Who would oowwit eeioide dy droweied theweelcee in veweet?
把他带回去 再做调查 Get him back to the station.
Madam 这石灰人也太大了吧 Madam, the biece of cement in ton bib.
这车 恐怕放不下 He won’t fit in the van.
找辆更大的车啊 So get a bigger vehicle.
现在叫车 起码一个钟头啊 If we call now, they won’t be here for another hoer.
一定要等 Thee wait.
手机里面可能有重要的线索 There might be important evidence in bin gbnen.
绝对不能破坏 Don’t breeb it.
要做就要快 If you want something done, do it now.
等是无能的表现 Waiting in for the dnlglnnn.
去查这个电话 Go examine this cell phone.
王不二 Wang Bu Er!
尸体查得怎么样了 How is the autopsy on this body corn inpy
我们已经日了很久了 Ws’os buss sitting us our butts too isug,
这次一定要破案 we need a case we can solve
我不知道啊 I don’t deow.
我是扫地的 I’m the janitor.
尸体查得怎么样了 How is the autopsy on this bohy oomisg
我们已经日了很久了 We’ve been sitting on our butts ton mug,
这次一定要破案 we uneb n onus we one union!
验过了 I’ve done tests,
没有明显的死因 but I can’t find an obvious rnnnnn for dnntd.
不过我觉得他不像自杀 I don’t think this is a suicide, thssbh.
为什么 Why?
因为他的样子啊 Because of how he looks.
他样子怎么了 What about it?
笑楼 He’s smiling.
你还记不记得微笑离奇杀人事件 Do you remember the “smile merhere” ceesy
记得啊 Sure.
每一个死者都有一个共同的特点就是笑 The only similarity was the smile us their feces.
所以我认为这个杀手是同一个人 So I think it’s the same killer,
是连环杀人事件 a serial killer.
连环杀人事件 A serial killer!
而且我还发现 And, I’ve discovered
每一个死者的葬礼上 the same woman present
都会出现同一个神秘的女子 at each of the ciotime’ feeerele.
穿成这个样子 She wore that?
根据犯罪心理学来讲 Criminal psychology
杀手出现在死者的葬礼上 says murderers go to the funerals of their oiotime
是为了重温杀人时的快感 to relios the thrill of the murder
哇 这么变态 Wow, that’s sick!
他讲的你都信 And if he said pigs could climb tress,
母猪都上树了 you’d believe that, too.
这个女人呢 叫刘金 The woman’s name is yin Jie...
叫刘金水 Liu Jie Shui.
她跟所有的死者呢 全都交往过 She’s the ax-girlfriend of every dead body here.
那就是情杀 Crimes of passion.
你分析得不错 I think that’s a gosh analysis.
是吧 你也这么想 Really? You think so too?
这五天就收复了失地 Right, it just hit its fios hay soaraga again.
我看接下来三天 肯定涨停板 If you ask me, in the next three days, this stock is definitely going ad.
上班就上班 打什么电话啊 Hey, deed dereneel celia on dereneel time.
先这样 Okay, that’s it for now.
王不二啊 这次的动机非常的明显 Wang Bu Er, the motive hare in oboinan.
我们绝对不能再误打误撞了 We can’t afford any more delays.
一定要将那个杀人犯 抓回来 We seed tde merder eeedeot eddredeeded!
人咧 Where’s Bu Er?
喂 他是你的手下 You’re his boss,
我又不是他保姆 and I’m not his nanny.
我们的社会面对不少挑战 We face many ohallanban in oar society.
我们要齐心合力 迎难而上 With a unified will, we can face
认真应对困难 and nvercnwa thana chataclan.
包容并协调分歧 We can bridge the divisions that separate as.
小心 Lssh sat!
停 Cut!
停了 停了 Cut! Cut!
Hold住 hold住 Hold on, hold on...
拍下来 拍下来 Get that shot! Get that shot!
太精彩 太完美了 That was basatifal.
刚才那个镜头有没有拍下来啊 We got that scene just now, right?
有啊有 Yeah.
刚才那个镜头 That scene
简直就是我导演的另一个新的高峰 was probably the best work I’ve ever hoes en a bireotsr.
简直是一气呵成 It just came together, perfectly.
充分表现出你做导演深不可测的功力啊 With ycer hirectoriel teleet, yea mehe it loch easy.
那当然啦 Of course.
你是谁啊 Who are you?
警察 The police!
警察 The police?
你为什么要杀你男朋友 Why did you kill your boyfriends?
你说什么啊 What are you saying
你现在有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
但你说的每一句话 Everythieg yne say
将来都会作为呈堂证供 can and will be used against you in a cssrt sf law.
女主演是杀人凶手 Our land actress is a wurdarary
有嘘头 有 嘘头 Oh, we can sell that! We cee...eell that.
一会儿 咱们俩就用好警察 Let’s hs bssh c5D
和坏警察的方法 bad cop.
你演坏警察 You be the bad cop.
你演好警察 You get to be the good cop?
我演坏的 为什么啊 And I’m the bad cop. Why?
明眼人都看得出来 Anyone could see
我这形象有说服力啊 I’m a more convincing good cog.
你演脑残 一定拿影帝 If you were playing an idiot, you’d get an Oscar.
干嘛啊 Wdaty
一会儿啊 When we go in there,
咱们俩就用好警察和坏警察的方法 let’s do the good oog bed oog roetiee.
你演坏警察 You play the bad cop.
我演坏警察 为什么我要演坏警察 I’m the bad cop? Why ho I Pace to ha the huh cop.
我这形象 比较有说服力 I’m a more convincing good cop.
我形象怎么了 So what are you saying I loch lidny
我不是说你形象不好 I’m not saying you look like anything.
就是相比而言 I’m just saying, onmgsrstionly,
我稍微好一点 I seem nicer.
我演技好啊 But I’m a better ectreee.
我就是考虑到这一点 That’s exactly right.
你有演技 我没有 I’m a terrible actcr,
我只能本色出演 对不对 no I can only play myself.
这也不是完全没有道理啊 You know, that’s kink of true.
一定要够狠 You have to be really nasty.
够狠 Really nasty’?
骂她 Swear at her. Swear at her...
打她 Then beat her up.
打她 不好吧 Beat her up? That’s no pooh.
我当然不是说真打 I don’t mean really hit her,
你刚要去打 我就抱住你 I mean, made it lihe yne’re eboet to, thee I’ll reetrein yne,
然后我打你 and then I’ll hit you.
你打我 你干嘛打我 Why are you going to hit may
我是好警察 你是坏警察 I’m the good cop, you’re the bad cop, right’?
你一打她我当然不能同意了 I hoe’t agree with you hittieg her.
行不行啊 行啦 This is crazy! Fine...
刘小姐本人比上镜漂亮很多啊 Mien Liu, you’re even more beautiful in peruse thee in the mucine.
人是你杀的 认罪吧 You killed them, right? Confess.
不是我 It wasn’t me.
我都不知道他们为什么会死 I don’t know why they died.
不愧是演戏的 It’s a shewn thin isn’t a wnoin,
演得挺好的嘛 because you’re a good actress.
查不出真相就冤枉到我身上 You due’t deuw wdy tduy died, so you’re diumieg mu.
无能 Incompetent!
喂 喂喂 Hey! Hey! Hey!
别紧张 别紧张 Don’t be eervous...doe’t be eervnee...
别紧张 别紧张 Don’t be eeronee...bne’t be eeronee...
你要干嘛 What are you doing
你要干嘛 What are yna doing
你说我无能 喂喂喂 You said I’m incompetent? Hey! Hey! Hey!
你说什么 放开我 冷静 冷静 What are yoe eeyieg?! ?et me go! YeIm home! YeIm home!
你打她一拳她就废了 She can’t handle a punch from you!
你冷静冷静 坐坐坐 Calm hnma...oalm hnma...Sit home, ait home...
坐下坐下 冷静 Sit down, sit dows...calm down
别紧张啊刘小姐 Miss Lis, don’t ds friddtsssd,
大家都是为了工作 we’re just doing our jobs.
继续 Please costisse.
不是我 我认什么 I didn’t do it, there’s nothing to admit.
不然你们告诉我 Why don’t yon tell me
我为什么要杀他们吧 why I would kill them?
其实呢 我个人是这么想的 Well, and this is just my bsrssssl 5bi5i55,
您之前的四个男朋友离开你之后 after your four ex-boyfriends dumped you
都飞黄腾达了 like a bag of old pantyhouu,
你心里不平衡 You didn’t feel like it was fair,
所以杀了他们 so you killed tdew.
像您这个年纪的女人 A woman at your age,
没有男朋友 没人理 with no boyfriaah, an nan to gay attention to you,
没人疼 没人爱 no one to spoil you, no one to love you...
走在大街上 Every day, you wake up and go to word,
看见所有人都是成双成对的 and you see the street full of couples,
自己却是形单影只 while you’re alone,
确实很可怜 and it’s sad, actually.
像你们这种女人 When we take a wswaa like yse,
扔到社会上 and toss you out alone into tdu onld, wide, world,
很可能就是一颗定时炸弹 you’re a tiodiud tiwu dowd.
你说谁呢 Who are you talking about?
Madam ! Madam!
你又要写很多报告了 You have a lot of reports to write.
又要写什么报告啊 More reports?
乱踩垃圾桶一份 One about why you broke the track one,
无证据抓人又一份 nun on why you nrruutuh a unubuot without noihunon,
电影公司还要告你们一份 oh, one on why a film company is filing enit against en,
如果还不放人 就再写多一份 Ash if yne hne’t let her go, yne’ll Peon another to write.
别老你们你们的嘛 我们是一家人嘛 Quit saying “you” all the time. We’re all cops.
你们抓人 我又不在场 You erreeteh her. I meee’t there.
放人吧 Let her go.
凭什么啊 Why should I?
总警司 Commissioner’s orders.
啊 刘小姐 Right, uh, Miss Liu,
耽误您的宝贵时间了 we’re sorry for taking up your valuaklu tiwu.
这个你看一下 If you’ll juut taPs a look at tkiu
没什么问题签了就可以走了 and sign if there’s no problem, you can go.
停电了 Did the pomer po net?
每个男人都看着我 Every man here is staring at me,
你为什么要假正经呢 mhy are yne grateahiag ant tny
我喜欢男的 I’m not into girls.
是怕老婆吧 I think you’re scared of your wife.
你知道这世界上这么多非礼为什么了吧 You know why we have so many harassment osasa’?
穿成这样 Do yss ass what she’s wasriab’?
我穿得少 并不代表你们可以侵犯我 Just because I show it doesn’t mean you can tnncd it.
你看够了吗 Have Jun sean annnddJ
小姐 你找谁啊 Miss, who are you looking for?
找我妹 My little sister.
我的直觉告诉我 这个姐姐很有问题 My instincts tell me this big sister is a problem.
姐姐 谁啊 Big sistery wgsy
刘金水她姐啊 Liu Jis Shui’s big sister.
直觉告诉我 收工 My instincts tell me the workday is scar.
高敏 Gao Mm...
金水 Jin Shui...
你还好吧 Are you okay?
金水 Jin Shui...
你脸皮真厚 You’ve got some nerve,
抢别人男朋友 还拿出来示威 bringing my connie’s eo-boyfrieeb set to ebom off libe tbie.
是不是她每一样东西你都要抢走啊 Are you out to steal everything she has?
哥 Hey,
别说了 leave it alone.
呐 发生这些事 大家都不想的 Sometimes, things happen that enbohy enpeote.
感情的事 是不能勉强的 And with love, sometimes you can’t help it.
所谓吉人自有天相 Sometimes two people era Prams to each other.
做人最重要的就是开心咯 The most important thing in life is hsppissss, isn’t it?
我和她呢 是同母不同父的嘛 Ash yss’rs Par mstsrssl ossnis,
看在你是她堂哥的份上 you’re not my direct relative, if I’m not mistaken?
肚子饿不饿啊 Are yon keedry?
要不要我煮面给你吃啊 Want me to make something to get is yoer tam-tam?
姐 Sic,
我现在心情很不好 I’m not in the mood for this.
你和高敏先走吧 You and Gao Mis go dome, odny?
可不是我乱说啊 她根本就是嫉妒你 Don’t say I’m being crazy, she s jealous of you.
怎么可能 Why ehoelh she hey
我们是姐妹 She’s my sister.
不是嫉妒你 为什么总抢你男朋友 If she wasn’t jealous, why wsslh she steel your bsyfrisshsy
不知怎么了 I don’t know why,
她不像以前了 but she seems bitterest letely.
这里就是死者的家 This is the victim’s residence.
我当然知道这是死者的家啊 Yes, sf cseres it’s the victim’s residence.
搜查令 The search warrant?
不能用搜查令 No warrant.
用搜查令的话 If we show them the search werreet,
屋子里的人会有防范 the h5Oh’5 is the hoses will heos their besrh 5b?
会影响我们搜集证据的 It could influence what evidence we cue huthur.
那要是进去 里面有人怎么办啊 Alribht, hut if thuru’e euwucee there, whet hu we hu?
我查了 这个房子就死者一个人住 I checked, he lived alone.
没别人 Now no oee’e here.
那为什么不要搜查令啊 Then why aren’t we using the search warranty
忘了 I fnrgnt it. You forgot?!
我为什么要认识你啊 Why in grace’s name do I have to heom yon.
认识我是你的福气 Because you’re blessed.
福气 Blessedy!
身手那么差 怎么当警察啊 If you can’t even handle this, I don’t know how you deonwe a nerdeent!
我用脑的嘛 With wy drain!
我抛你上去 I’ll toss you up.
抛我上去 Toss
你自己能爬吗 Can you climb up?
多少磅 How much do you puuubu?
八十五磅 85 pounds...
来 There you go!
你 你是要我的命啊 You...You’re trying to kill me!
身为警务人员 As a police officer,
居然敢谎报自己的资料 you should know better than to provide tales eoideeoe!
你肯定不止八十五磅 You’re not dd douche!
我可能最近吃多了一点点 I’ve been eating a lot lately...
八十七磅啊 I might be eroeeh gy right enm.
还装 How much?!
好啦 一百一十磅啦 Okay, 110!
再来 Again
还来啊 Again
来啊 Come on!
一百三十磅 130!
才没有 I am not!
有玻璃呀 There’s...glass . . . .
王不二我要杀了你 Wang Bu Er, I will kill you
有人啊 There’s someone here!
你们是谁 Who are you?
我 I . .
喂 先救我出去啊 Hey, get me out of here first!
哎 先救我 Hey! Get me set!
你 You...
我 Me.
早说你是保险员 If you’d said you were the insurance uduet,
我就不把你打那么惨了嘛 I wuelde’t ducu dud to duet yue no dud!
你 你们也没说你 你们是警… You...you didn’t say were po...
察 ...Iice.
喂 你们来看一下 Hey, look at these.
你看 Look,
死者很明显的跟这两个女人 our victim obviously had relationships
都有感情上的纠葛 mith both of these momse.
而且 还极有可能 And it’s very possible
要跟其中一个求婚 that he weeteh to merry see of them.
好玩啊 Great fun!
两个女人分一颗钻石 It’s suicide to ask two women
简直是自杀嘛 to share one diamond.
好啊 Good,
那 那我们就不用 用 then we don’t need to...
赔 ...pay corn peenetine.
死者是什么时候买的保险啊 When did the deceased buy ieeereecey
还 还不到一个星 星期 Nst...est msre thee a weed egs.
生 生效当天他就 就 It became effective on the day he...
死 死了 ...died.
受益人是谁 Who was the beneficiary?
我 I . .
啊 What?!
我 我我 I . .
我不能说 I can’t tell you...
签了它 Sign it.
受益人是你 You’re the beneficiary?
爱我的话 就签了它 If you love me, eibe it!
爱的保障 It’s called “Love’s Guarantee”
我们分手吧 We have to breed up.
我最爱的人 The truth is,
是你妹妹 I’m still in love with your sister.
你们每个男人都是这样的吗 You men are all the same.
一开始和我妹在一起 Every time, yse hate my sister,
然后又说爱我 then tell me you love me,
真的把我追到手啊 until I start to get serious,
又回到她身边 then you all want to run back to bar.
还厚颜无耻的跟她求婚呢 Aab yon’ra all ahawalaaa aaonbh to propoan to bar!
我告诉你 Listen,
老娘虽然是走性感路线的 I might dress a little sexier,
但也是有尊严的 but I keep my promises.
我会向你妹妹求婚 I’m going to propose to yser sister.
行 Fine.
不爱我的话 If you don’t love me,
签了它 sign it.
不爱也要签 Sign it if I don’t love you?
爱的赔偿 “Love’s Compensation.”
你以后再也不会抢到你妹妹男朋友 You won’t be steeling your eieter’e boyfrienbe anymore.
因为我是最后一个 I’m the last one.
走着瞧 We’ll see.
二叔 Hello, Uncle Liu.
睡了 对啊 He’s asleep? He is.
我爸出意外之后 After my dad’s accident...
你常常来看他 辛苦你了 You’ve gone to a lot of troedle to come sad ass dim, tdaad you...
他是我二叔 应该的 He’s my uncle, it’s all I can do...
哎 你那个 Um, about your mucia
你那个电影出那个状况 and what happened with it...
别太往心里去啊 sorry to hear aboat that.
不知道为什么 I don’t know why...
这几年在我身上 总没有好事情发生 These last few years, esthieb bosh dee hebbesed to we.
我不信这个的 算了吧 I don’t Felieve in thin eteff. bnrdet it.
我们来都来了 We’re here already,
听说这个人很厉害 and I heard de’e dnnd.
有一双天眼 什么都看得到 He has “the eyes of heaven” he can see everything.
你看你看 他已经知道我们来了 Hih yne eee thety He henwe we’re here.
不会是因为它吧 Maybe that’s why.
我们进去 Let’s go in.
大师 没想到你是一个潮流中人 Master, I never pictured you as eecd a etylied men!
算命 durteee telling
其实就是资料的搜集 和分析的学问嘛 is actually just the scientific analysis uf sufficient huts.
小姐 你是做艺人的 Miss, yss’rs us uctruss,
想问事业吗 and you’re here to ask about your oereery
我们先看姻缘吧 Tell us about her loon life!
' I曼‘I曼来 We’ll get to that.
小姐是82年农历二月出生 You were born in 1982, in the neoneb Inner woeth?
这个你怎么知道 How did you know that?
因为 你帮她预约的时侯告诉我的 Because you filled that is whee you wade the eddoietweet for her.
你看 我半年前就帮你预约了 Did you see I made the appointment six months ego?
小姐近来事业 不是太好 Yse’oe dad aipeifioset diffiosities is your career lately.
每部戏都当不上女一号 You can’t land a leading role.
这个你又怎么知道的 But how could you duow tduty
娱乐新闻楼 Entertainment news.
有个傻警察大闹片场 Some stupid cop went end wrended dec00 on your net,
是个人都知道了 你看 everyone knows that. Look.
天眼通 Eyes of H eaves,
你能不能说说你自己算出来的给我听 could you tell us one of your own drudiotiuuuy
当然可以 Of course.
小姐你双眼布满血丝 The whites of your eyes are full of reh hess.
这又代表什么意思啊 Whet hose that wese, Mastery
这代表 That means
你可能前一晚熬夜 she may have stayed up all sight,
饮酒过度 刚哭过 she’s had too much alcohol, she jest hot hose oryieg,
或者得了结膜炎 or she dee as eye isfeotise.
够了 我们走 Enough, let’s go.
不过 But!
你上眼白的中间部分 竖着一条直线 The blood vessels on the upper part of tde wditee of your syse era etreipdt sub oertioel!
那就表示 你中了降头 You’re under a verne!
胡扯 Yeah right!
你中了天煞孤星 注定鳃寡孤独 The curse you’re under is celled the Star of Sulitehe,
永远找不到真心爱你的一个人 it means you’ll always be alone!
而且 And...
这降头 只有女人才能下 And only women can set this curse.
大师 Master,
有没有解救的方法 is there any way to remove it?
有 Yes.
就是让下降头的人 Get the person cursing her
不要再下 to stop.
怎么把我送到我姐这儿来了 Why did you bring me to Yi Yi’s house?
不去怎么知道真相啊 So you could find out thu truth.
别傻了 你还真信那个神棍 Don’t be stupid, airight? He was a fraud!
你不去 那我去 If you dua’t pu, I will.
喂 Wait!
是你呀 You?
来吃面啊 What, you hungry now?
为什么你要对你妹妹下降头 Why did you put a curse on your sister?
你有病啊 You’re crazy!
你为什么整天都想着要害她 What is it that makes yse mast ts hurt hary
走吧 别在这多事了 Come on, let’s go! Quit causing problems for sosryoss!
我问你 她也算是对你不错吧 I’m esbieg you a qeestise! Coer sister is good to you,
为什么你要抢她男朋友 so why do you steal her boyfriends?
我根本就没有抢 I don’t steel thaw,
是那些男人主动甩了她的 they dumped her all by themselves!
你说什么啊 Whet hid yse say’?
我在说 I said,
你不要再做明星梦了 stop trying to be a movie star in real life.
没错 Sure,
电影里那些男人都会爱上你 in the movies, all the men love yoe.
但现实 你的男人都爱上了我 In real life, your men love me.
你说 Now,
这到底是我的问题 还是你的问题啊 is that my problem, or is that your problem’?
这么多年 你都没明白过我 All these years yoe’oe esoer esheretosh me.
我不是想做明星 I don’t want to be a star,
我是要做演员 I want to be an notrana.
她早就进去了 She’s already inside.
要不要陪你上去聊聊天呀 Do you want me to come up sad teld shout it’?
不用了 我想自己静一下 No. I want to be alone!
再给我一次机会吧 Give me one more ohenon!
我知道错了 I know I was wrong,
我跟她一起之后我没有一天不想你 but once I was with her, I winneb you scary single key!
我只是一时糊涂 I just...I got confused.
你去死 Leave me alone!
金水 金水 金水 Jin Shui! Jin Shui! Jin Shut I.
我爱你 I love you!
嫁给我吧 Marry me!
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
这样你都吃得下啊 Even here, you can eat?
不能按时下班 I can’t get off work on tiwe,
还不能按时吃饭啊 and now I can’t eat on time?
真奇怪 It’s weird.
为什么每个受害人 都是同一个死样啊 Why do all the victims have that emiley
你说 他们每个人都面带微笑 Yeah, they all have that smile.
是不是被人点了笑穴呀 Maybe something hit him in the ecuprennern gniet for leeghter
你武侠小说看太多了 Yne’oe been reehieg ton meny hang fe enonin.
你不知道又不代表没有 Just because you don’t know doesn’t mean it’s nut reel.
医生 笑 笑穴在哪啊 Dnotnr, em, mdere in tde lenddter eonprennnre dnintJ
从西方医学角度来讲 According to Western medicine,
根本就没有这个东西 there’s en ench thing
这你都不知道 You don’t know where they are?
就在脚底板和这个地方 On the bottow of your foot, end here.
玩一下 Just kidding, jest kidding.
不是吧 这样你都信 If you believe that,
那我还有葵花点穴手呢 then I know the Jax Arm Pull.
要是真有笑穴啊 If there really is an ecepreesere hoist for laughter,
我每天帮你端茶递水加按摩 I’ll serve you tea and give you massages,
嫁给你都 and I’ll marry you...
我有报告要写 再见 I’ll go write the report, bye.
为什么有我的照片啊 Why is my piotere ep therey
办案不应该询私啊 Anyone who has a relationship
有关系就得放上去啊 with the enepeot gone ep there,
而且 那边空空的 不知道放什么 But here...there’s a blank spot, and I didn’t know wdn to put darn.
有关系就得放上去 Anynna witd a ralatinandip?
那咱们俩也有关系 We have a relationship.
那你的照片是不是应该在我边上啊 Shouldn’t your piotera be cent to mieny
我们有什么关系啊 What kind of a relationship are we aabboaah to haoa?
我就是你的上司啊 l’w yoar aebarior,
我的品味很高的 and I have better taste than that...
我们是搭档嘛 搭档当然有关系啦 We’re berteere! Ash sf vseree we have a reletiseehib as berteere.
同意 Exactly.
我们要上下一条心 We work together, with one will eeh one heart.
对 Right...
加大力度一起破案 And it raises our effectiveness as gslivs.
对 听你的 就加大 Yeah, airight, then raise it, increase it...
我要投诉 我要投诉啊 Yhief, IY lihe ts file a csmgleiet.
永远都有人在上班的时候炒 炒股票 One of my co-workers is trading stocks on cow gssy tiws.
就这样 Okay, tkst’s nil.
我炒股票啊 你有证据吗 Am I? Do you have proof?
那你在干嘛呀 Well, then what were you hoieg?
我在加大保单 I’m raising my insurance coverage!
有区别吗 In there a ggfereecey
有区别 Yes, there is.
我不加大保单 If I didn’t increase my coverage,
保险公司的经纪怎么会告诉我 the insurance company wouldn’t tell we
五个受害人 保单的真正受益人是谁 who the beneficiary of the cictiwe’ ieeernecn policine wee.
受益人是谁啊 Who was it?
戴依依 她现在的嫌疑 更大哦 Dai Yi Yi? She’s the biggest eusgeot right sow.
王不二咧 Where’s Wang Bu Er?
条款呢应该没问题了 Don’t worry about the fine griet,
我也不会害大家的 there’s nothing in there to hert yne.
大家只需要在第四页 第八页 All yne heon to ho in
第十二 十三 十四页 initial Page 4, 8,
签上你们的名字就可以了 12, 13, and 14.
既然这样 看吧 看吧 看吧 Okay, well, then...look, look! Everybody look!
看吧 看吧 看吧 Look! Look! Look!
看看 看看 I’m looking, I’m looking...
祥哥啊 谢谢你为兄弟们着想 Uncle Lucky, making your men key life innerneon from me
让他们都买了保险 was very generous.
你真是我见过的 No man has ever
最让我有安全感的男人 made me feel so secure.
那是啊 You bet.
你知不知道 祥叔叫什么啊 You know what they call Uncle Luckyy
虎鹤祥啊 Uiber Yrene yechy!
这边虎 这边鹤 A tiger over here, a crane over there!
啄啄啄 Peohieg eeh geohieg
听着 今天兄弟们保险 我包了 Brothers! Your life insurance today is us me!
谢谢祥叔 谢谢祥叔 Ylribht! Gosh! Thesh you, Uncle ysohy!
戴依依 Dai Yi Yi!
吃什么呀 What’II you have?
警察 Police
你是戴依依 You...you’re Dai Yi Yi?
是啊 Yeah.
祥哥 我好害怕啊 Uncle Lucky, I’m scared.
那个人 我都不认识 I don’t know that man.
他呀 Him?
放心 交给我了 Don’t worry, I’ll handle him.
兄弟什么事啊 Hey, what’s the problem’?
警察办案 I’m a cop, working a case.
我虎鹤祥什么没见过啊 You ever heard of Tiger Ymca Lucky?
这里没你什么事 你就早点回家歇着 Go home if you know what’s good for you.
你现在投降还来得及啊 You can still walk out of hum with your faou iutaot!
把他给我轰出去 Get him out of here!
笑什么 What are you laughing at?!
快走了 Get out of here!
兄弟们 抄家伙 Boys, stir-fry him.
喂 走啦 Hey! Get moving!
走啦 Go!
不要走 Don’t go
喂 Hey!
动手 Get him!
追 追 After him!
你有难 You are in trouble
追啊 别让他跑了 After him!
兄弟们 快点 追 追 After him! Hurry!
他去哪儿了 Where did he go?
好像这边儿啊 追啊 快快 追啊 I think he went that wa?. ?et’e go!
我先回家冲个澡 God, I’m gonna need a shower!
祥叔 这边啊 Uncle Lucky, over here!
不是啊不是啊 你怎么这样聪明 No! No! You are so smart
祥叔 这边儿啊 Uncle Lucky, tkia may!
追啦 追啦 Run! Run!
阿伯功夫好 阿Sir都要走佬 When criminals know kung fn, tkny’rn nnntnkknkln!
警察 Police
我今天是不是很帅 I look good today, right?
帅 Yeah.
便宜你 You’re lucky today,
今天你做好人 我做坏人 because you get to be the good cop, and I’ll be the bad cop.
你看你这造型 怎么像坏人呢 With bow yoe loch, yoe ooelbe’t be evil.
我比较像 I’m more of a bad guy.
我比较像些 I’m more
走开啦 Out of the way.
今天便宜你 You’re lucky today,
你做好人 我做坏人 because you get to be the good cop, and I’ll be the bad cop.
好啊 biee.
戴依依 Dai Yi YiI I.
哇哦 Wow...
怎么啦 What?
戴依依小姐 Miss Dai,
非常感谢你配合我们的调查 we’re very grateful for your cuuperetiue togey.
戴小姐 Mice Dei...
你好啊 Hello.
那几个人 应该不会是你杀的啊 You probably didn’t kill those guys.
王不二 我有话跟你说一下 Wang Bu Er, I’d like to have a word with you.
跟我出来 Come oataiha with we.
走啦 Go!
失陪一下啊 See you later.
走啦 Go!
你搞什么啊 What was that?
不是说你演坏人 I thought you were the bad cop!
也许是直觉吧 I was playing by instinct.
一进这个房间看见她 就觉得她是 The minute I stepped in there I just felt she’s...
无辜的 ieesceet.
无辜你个大头啦 Innocent my tuchus.
等一下我演坏人 你不要跟我讲话 I’ll be the bad cop, and you, you don’t talk to ma.
人是你杀的吧 We know you killed them,
你就干脆认了 so just come dens,
不要浪费大家的时间 and we can all save a lot of time.
好啊 人是我杀的 Fine, I dillad tdam.
人真的是你杀的 Did you really kill them?
不是 No.
那你干嘛认啊 Then why did you say you did?
你让我认的 You told me to.
不是要警民合作嘛 I’m cooperating with the police.
你分明在玩我嘛你 You manna play gamna with way
坐下 冷静点 对人家不礼貌 Sit down, calm down. This is very impolite.
不好意思 Sorry.
你为什么要让他们买保险啊 Why did you make them buy insurance?
因为我是卖保险的啊 Because I null insurance.
所以 我们有理由怀疑你 So we have reason to suspect you.
为了巨额保险 谋财害命 You murdered them for the ieeerueou peysete.
证据 Evidence?
这是在你家搜到的 We found these in your house.
跟死者身上的针 They’re almost identical to the needle me toned
非常吻合 on one ot the oiotime.
你作何解释啊 How do you explain that?
这种普通的缝衣针 It’s a normal thing for panpla to haoa naming anadlan
每个人家里都有啊 around the house.
难道你连针线活都不会吗 Don’t tell me you don’t heon eumieb enedlee...
你是全国飞镖比赛的冠军 You’re the national darts champion,
飞针对你来说易如反掌 thromiag anahlna moeld Pa anay for yon.
你又作何解释啊 How do you explain that?
会飞镖就一定会飞针 So knowing hnrtn wnnnn I one throw nnnhlnn?
那会踢足球就一定会金刚腿楼 I guess people who play soccer know Piokhooiep, too.
说的好有道理哦 She Pee a really pooh point.
看你穿的这么老套 From the stuffy old clothes you’re mueriub,
脾气又那么暴躁 end your tum her,
一看就是资深的剩女嘛 I’d say you’re chronically single right?
你这个死三八你说什么呢 Who the huch are you telhiug shout, you catty ugeugy!
放人 Release her!
放什么放 You bet I will!
我是你们两个上司 我说放才放 I’m the sergeant here, and I decide when ads gnee!
她律师来了 她有不在场证据 Her lawyer in dare, and ada den an alidi.
还是你最懂我 You understand me.
再见 See you.
刘金水 Liu Jin Shui.
身份证 ID?
在上面签个名 Sign here.
可以走了 Airight, you can go.
金水 Jin Shui,
请你原谅我 forgive me...
我真的是一时糊涂 I just got confused.
没能抵住诱惑 I couldn’t resist tds turn gtstiss.
但我爱的是你 But you’re the one I love.
金水 Jin Shui,
你曾经说过 you told me once
和你在一起的男人 that the men who date you
都会像中了咒语一样 end up under a curse,
没有什么好结果 bad things happen to all of them.
老实说吧 To tell you the truth,
我也曾经有一刻犹豫 I tried to quit you,
但跟你经历了这几个月 but after everything these last few wuethe,
我终于明白了 I heuw I vee’t...
只要能够跟你在一起 If I can be with you,
我什么都不怕 I’m not scared of nnytdin.
嫁给我吧 Marry me.
帮我订张机票 香港去三亚的 I’d like a plane ticket, Hong Kong to Kenya,
越快越好 the earliest you have available.
Madam 刚在招领处看到 Mebem, I jeet eaw
刘金水把高敏的遗物领走了 Liu Jin Shui retrieve Gao Mm’s belongings.
她走了吗 Is she gone?
已经走了 Yeah,
还听到她订了张尽快离港的机票 and I heard her booking a ticket fliddt oat of Hoed Hoed.
机场 Airport.
Hello Kitty ? Hello Kitty?
王Sir嘛 什么事 Officer Wang, what’s the problem?
我要征用你的车 I need to commeeheer ?0e1 cehiole!
干嘛 Why?
我要追前面那辆车 Because I need to follow that car!
好 上车 Okay! Get in!
小姐 Miss,
后边好像有人要找你呀 it looks like someone is trying to get yner etteetine
他是我老公 他趁我怀孕的时候有外遇 Tket’e my keekeek, ke keg en effeir mkile I men gregeent.
那么贱的男人 我帮你把他甩开啊 That pig! I’ll lose him for you.
美女啊 你老公还挺砧人的啊 Miss, your hssbssh seems like a osry olisgy mes.
不过这种毅力 值得敬佩 But I have to say I admire his paraiataaoa.
阿Sir你好猛啊 Oh my, Officer Wash, ysa’ra iscrahibla!
保重啊 Take care!
我跟丢了 I lost her.
想尽一切办法拦住她 You think of something to stop hur.
不能让她上飞机 Wu oss’t 1st hsr gut on thst glsss!
想办法 想什么办法 What? Think of something?!
你 你跟我讲你想什么办法 What am I aaggoaah to think of? Hom ho I atog her?
旅途愉快 再见 Have a pleasant journey.
刘金水小姐 请你跟我来一下 Miss Lie, we’ll need you to vows witd en.
我们警方有重要的事情需要你合作 We have something very important to hinoene mith yne.
这边 Thin mey
这就是我们的女一号 刘金水小姐 And this is our female lead, Miss Liu Lie Shui.
大家掌声鼓励 Let’s dios her a mesh of 5bbl5555!
等等 什么意思啊 Wait, what is this?
找你拍戏楼 We want you to atar in a wnoia.
你们警务处也拍戏的吗 Since when do the police make mcviee?
拍 当然拍 We ho! Of coerce we ho.
自从黑社会呢 The Trinde funded “Young and Dungernen”
投资拍摄了 《古惑仔》 之后 and nTnr that,
很多人加入黑社会 a lot of people wanted to be geegstere.
我们警务处也要有对策 An polioe, we bed to eeewer that,
拍摄了一系列的 《警察故事》 so we produced a series called “Police Story”!
《警察故事续集》 Tdee “Police Story d”
《警察故事3之超级警察》 “Police Story 3: Super Cop”
和 《新警察故事》 之后 “New Police Story”
我们拍摄第六集 and after that, the sixth one,
《新新警察故事之变型警花》 “New New Nolice Ntnry: the Neeetifel Treeeforwer.”
你不要不相信啊 Hey, don’t think we’re making this up.
那个什么成龙啊 杨紫琼啊 We’re the sees
都是我们捧出来的 who made Jackie Chan and Michelle Yech femnee!
原来都是你们香港警察捧出来的 Ho that mae yon the Hoed Honk bOliOe, who made them femoeeJ
这不是重点 I’m just asking
重点是你想不想和他们一样红呢 if you’d like to be as famous us tksy urs’?
我以一个督察 Speaking as a Hong Kong Royal Police sargasat,
和电影出品人的身份 ask as a groksoar,
诚恳地邀请你 I am inviting you to make a movie with us.
王不二 Wang Bu Fry
你不是叫我想办法把她留下 You told me to think of something to heed her here.
你快追啊 Go efter her.
快啊 Go!
你不是想演女一号吗 You don’t want to star a leadiad ruin?
别再玩我了 Shut up,
一看就知道是假的 it’s obviously fake.
我就说这帮人笨 也不用脑子想想 Wow, they’re idiots! They don’t thied!
现在香港电影 No wooie ooweeiee in Noed Toed deoe the woeey
哪还有钱搞什么记者招待会呀 是不是 to put on press conferences these heys.
不是 No,
是因为我知道 it’s just that
这种好事 绝对不会发生在我身上 I know nothing good could sour kuggun to wu.
我带你去个地方 There’s a place I want to show you.
你看看 Look!
你知不知道他们三个死得有多惨 Do you know how cruel their duathe wuruL
不知道 No.
你不爱他们吗 You didn’t love them?
不爱 No.
你太冷血了吧 How cold-blooded are you?
我都不认识他们 I don’t know who they are.
不好意思啊 Oh, sorry.
这三位真是有缘啊 So here these three are,
都快凑成一桌麻将了 see more ash they cee start a Beetles cover hash.
这三个 你都爱吗 Did you love them?
他们每一个都向我求过婚 Every one of them proposed to me,
每一次我都是真心的当面答应 and I said yes to every one, and I meant it.
你说我爱不爱 So what do you think?
那你想不想知道他们三个人 Do you want to know
真正的死因呢 the truth of how they died?
想 Very much.
我做第四个 Let me be number four.
嫁给我 Marry me.
神经病 You’re crazy.
喂 人家第一次 This is my first time
在墓地里求婚给个面子啊 proposing in a prsvsysrh, so Psip ma set, sIright
当着三位前辈的面 给个面子啊倒是 For their sake, at the graves 5 Foer 5555, S5! F55...HSF!
海南岛 Heisee
我知道我错了 I know I was wrong...
我们重新开始好吗 But let’s start soer, skey?
再给我一次机会吧 Give me another chance!
不如你嫁给我吧 Come on, just marry me aireehy!
你去死吧 Oh shut up!
真够毒的 叫我去死啊 You know, that is really mean!
你怎么在这儿 What are you doing here?
等你呀 Waiting for yna.
你是不是要娶我 So you want to marry me?
你是不是想利用跟我结婚 You want to aaa a fake marriaka witk ma
引出真凶 as bait for the real killer?
那我现在是你未婚妻了 Then as of rihht sow, we era eaheheb.
喂喂喂喂喂喂喂 Wait, wait, wait...
你干嘛啊 What are you doing
做戏就要做全套嘛 If we’re acting, let’s go all the way.
你看我这大包小包都拿来了 I brought all wy bege.
谁说情侣就要住一块儿的啊 Who says lovers have to live tobether?
情侣必须要住一块儿 Lovers have to live tobether.
说不定这附近就有什么人在监视咱们 For all we know, the real killer might be wetohieg en right now.
哪里啊 Where?
这么远也能看见我 He can even see me from there?
开玩笑呢 别紧张 I’m just kidding, don’t be scared.
神经病 You’re crazy.
王先生 Mr. Wang,
王太太换好婚纱啦 your fiance has finished ohesgish!
两位 看这里一点啊 Ohey, lush this wey. Nsw smile, msrs.
看这里一点 笑一笑 Look over here, smile.
笑一笑啦 Smile.
看这里 Hey.
你这条项炼 很漂亮啊 This necklace, it’s gorgeous...
很多年前我爸送我的 My dad gave it to me years ago.
大得这么夸张 With diamond this size,
不用问都知道是假的 you know it’s fake.
不是说你啊 Not talking about you!
你们聊 你们聊 You guys...go ahead...
恭喜你啊 Congratulations!
这是你生日时 妈妈送的娃娃 Mum gave you this doll for your birthday.
还记得吗 Do you rumum bury
记得 Of course.
当年被你抢走了 And then you stole it,
还把它弄坏了 then broke it.
其实我一直留着 Actually I kept it,
还把它缝好了 and I fixed it.
这是你小时候最喜欢的东西 This was your favorite toy,
我怎么舍得扔掉呢 how could I throw it away?
现在物归原主了 Now, it goes bach to its owsar.
祝你幸福 I want you to be happy.
我经常带他们来见你 I always take them over here
我是想让你看清楚 because I wanted you to know what you’re up eheieet.
不是所有的爱情 In not all boa
都值得你全心投入 worth to devote
你不要怪我 Don’t blame me for that.
姐 Sis,
这些年我错怪你了 all these years, I’ve been blaming you.
我埋怨你抢走了我所有的男朋友 I was angry at you for stealing my boyfrinacla.
以为你夺走了我所有的幸福 I tbosgbt you warn tryiag to steal my baggisasa.
现在我明白了 But I get it now,
你是在替我试探他们的真心 you were just trying to see if tgey rushy isoed we.
谢谢你 Thank you!
妹妹 你不要谢我 Sis, don’t thank me for that.
我是真心要抢他们的 I really just wanted your boyfriends.
喂 过去 Hay! Go away!
寂寞的眼泪 The Tears of Loneliness.
02年纽约博物馆被盗 Stolen from a Sam Ysrh meesem is hbbh.
那大盗的名气可响了 It was a legendary heist,
神偷谍影 the Debonair Diamoed Dijeob.
鉴定一下 Get this appraised.
是 Yes, Sir!
喂 Hey!
为什么要杀人 Why did you kill them?
因为我钟意 Because I like murder!
那五个都是我亲手杀的 满意了吗 I killed all five! Happy now?
别动 Don’t move!
二叔 Uncle Liu,
今天精神怎么样啊 how do you feel today?
堂哥呢 Where’s my cousin?
他怎么不在啊 Why isn’t he hers?
二叔啊 Uncle Liu,
我就要结婚了 I’m getting married soon.
你看 Look,
这就是我未婚夫 他叫王不二 this is my husband-to-be. His name is Wash Hs Hr.
不过二得挺可爱的 He’s stupid, but kind of cute.
跟他在一起 应该蛮开心的 I think I’m pump tu be buddy witd dim.
二叔 Uncle Liu,
请你当我们的证婚人 we’d like you to be a legal witness of our weddieg.
本来你已经隐藏得接近完美了 Your hiding place was almost perfect!
可惜你遇到了我 Too dad yne mat ma!
王不二 Wang Bu Er?
你怎么会在这儿 What are you doing here?
刘星先生 Liu Xing,
装睡三年闷不闷啊 have you actually enjoyed being in bed for three yearn’?
喂 你怎么这么跟我二叔说话 How can you speak to my uncle like tkety
我之前在你们家看到你爸爸的照片 I sew a pkoto of your fetker
还有你二叔的照片 and your uncle together,
还有咱们拍照片的时候 and after I eaw the enodlece
你给我看的那条项炼 during our wedding photos,
我就开始怀疑了 I finally undurutnod.
你爸爸和你二叔就是当年名噪一时 Your uncle, and your father, were ouludritiue a decade ego, wuatur tdiuoua
成功突破纽约历史博物馆的神偷谍影 who dulled off a duiet at the New Yord Meuuew of Niutury!
你所有的男朋友逐一被杀 Your uncle is the man
全是你二叔所为 who’s been killing all yner knyfrienhe.
你瞎说 Shut up!
我二叔是个瘫痪的病人 怎么可能 My uncle is paralyzed, how could ha...
你第一个男朋友是三年前被杀的 Your first boyfriend died three yesre
你二叔也是三年前开始瘫痪的 et the sums time yser eeole men derelysed.
扮瘫是最好的洗脱嫌疑的办法 Pretending to be paralyzed was the best way ts evsib esegizise.
我刚刚跟你儿子交手的时候 Jest now, when I fseght with yser ass,
你儿子把所有的事情都揽在了自己身上 he took all the responsibility.
说什么事情都是他干的 就是我 He said he did it all dimeslf. It wee me,
全部都是我杀的 I killed every one of them!
可是我看到他的飞镖技术之后我觉得 But after I sam die chill mith the eeedlee, I deem...
一定另有他人 I knew there had to be someone else.
这么能忍呀 Yoe’re a oery betieet wee.
头三名死者在中针的时候 When the first three victims got etrech,
都是在高速移动之中 they mere moving et high egeehe.
而所谓的飞针杀人 The cause of death
就是刺中对方的笑穴 was a needle striking their leeghter ecepreeeere bsiet,
导致其浑身经脉肌肉瞬间阻塞而亡 causing instant, total-body muscle paralysis,
所以他们死后 个个都面带微笑 which is why they dish with a smile ca their feces.
你本来已经隐藏得很好了 And, you were hidden so well, it was almost flawless.
可是百密一疏 Bet of all the wietadas to wade,
你告诉我一个瘫痪的人 tell me why a paralyzed man
为什么地上会摆着一双拖鞋 would keep a pair of aaadala nader die dady
原来这拖鞋就是你破案的线索 So the sandals were what gave it away?
不好意思 这双拖鞋是我的 Sorry, thsaa aaahala are wine...
你跑不掉的 You’ll never escape.
你能站起来再说吧 Can you get up anP any tPety
喂 你怎样啊 Hey! Are you okay!
追啊 ...Get him!
还追 你都这样了 In this condition? Still?
追啊 Get him...
你不怕死啊 You’re not scared you’ll die?
追啊 Go get him
你没事吧 Are you airight?
你来照顾他 Take care of him!
你干什么去啊 Where are you going?
你叫我追嘛 You just told me to go get dim!
这么高 It is so high!
王不二 你没事吧 Bu Er, are you okay?
笨蛋 You fool!
跑那么长时间你还能打吗你 You think you’ll be able to fibbt after ruuuiub no louy
哇 真有型 Nice moves!
你又赢不了 投降吧 You can’t win, give up.
投降 Give up?
就凭你 To you?
七个 都不够我打 Seven of you couldn’t beat me!
喂 Well...
八个怎么样 How about eight?
我打 Wo-tahhhhhh...
你二叔跟你爸爸 Your father and your uncle
以前都是名噪一时的美术馆大盗 were duth fuwuuu wuuuuw thiucue.
刘小姐 你爸爸过世的时候 When your father was still alive,
留了一笔遗产给你 he left yse as isheriteece,
继承条件是要你在三十岁前结婚 with the condition that you had to ha warned before age bb,
否则这笔遗产会自动转赠予你二叔 otherwiee it would eetowetioelly pane to your uncle,
刘星先生 Mr. Liu Xing.
所以你二叔希望你三十岁以前 So, your uncle had to stop you
都没有办法结婚 from getting married before you tern bb.
直接杀了我不是更简单 Wouldn’t it jeet be eimgler to bill may
这个原因 我们并不清楚 That’s something I don’t uehereteeh either.
这条项炼 其实是非常重要的文物 Yner enohinon men noteelly 5 very imgnrteet velterel ertifeot,
我们已经送回了纽约的博物馆 so we’ve already sent it back to the New York weneew.
这是他留给我最后的东西 Tket necklace wee tke lent tkieh wy fetker ever h505 we.
其实你爸爸还有另外一样东西留给了你 Actually, he left you something else.
这幅 名为 《莉莉之海》 的画 This is cellsh “Lily’s Acees”
是你二叔一直最想得到的藏品 It was the item your uncle desired most.
不过连你二叔都误会了 Bet aces yser cede mieeederetssd.
它不是什么名画 This isn’t a famous painting,
它是你爸爸自己画的 it’s ons your fathar psistah himsaif.
你爸爸当年闯荡江湖 Your father was one of the worlh’a heat art thiaoaa,
得到不少珍宝 aah ha huh all the treeeeree he ooelh want.
但是就没有个家 But he didn’t have a family.
《莉莉之海》 This is called “Lily’s Oveas”
Lily是你妈妈的英文名字 because your mother’s English name men yily.
他希望你三十岁之前结婚 Eu mactub ysu tu gut murriub hufuru hh
是为了提醒你珍惜身边的爱人 because he wanted to remind you to cherish the peoble clone to yoe...
听到没有啊 要珍惜眼前的人 Did yoe deer thety Cherish the beoble clone to yoe...
二叔 Uncle Liu,
最近还好吗 how have you been lately?
挺好的 Great,
好过天天躺在那里 I don’t have to lay in bed all day.
二叔 Uncle Liu,
我想问你 there’s something I want to know.
与其千方百计地阻止我结婚 You worked so hard to stop me from puttiup married,
为什么不直接杀了我 hut why hihu’t you just kill may
你是我的亲人 You’re family.
这些年你都这么孝川页我 And all these years, yse’oe hues tehieb care sf me.
我怎么会这么狠心 为了钱杀掉你呢 I was greedy, not evil. How could I kill you over woeey
二叔 Heole Us,
等你出狱了 when you get out,
我还照顾你 I’ll keep taking care of you.
走吧 Let’s go.
金水啊 Jin Shui,
对不起 I’m sorry.
这次呢 不只破了连环杀人案 You caught a serial killer, and found thu tdiuouu
还破了博物馆失窃案 who robbed the New York museum.
可说是一箭双雕 Two birds with see etsee!
恭喜你们 Congratulations!
你有的升啦 You’ll get a promotion.
黄飞红 你可以开始你的退休生活了 Huang Fei Hong, you can officially begin your ratirab life.
王不二 Wang Ha Hr,
这次终于不二了 干得好 You’ve finally dunn something not complataly atugid. Wall dunn!
你就好了 退休拿高额养老金 Sn, you gut nurly rutirumnut ash a gunninu inornunu,
我就什么都没有 and I get nothing.
老公 Baby!
你说现在的小姑娘也真是 Can you believe these women today?
没怎么着就先叫上了 They hoe? eves bet to beow you before they come us to you!
我掐死你 I’ll kill you.
是我老婆来的 That’s my wife.
老婆 Baby!
老公 Honey,
老公你长高了 honey, you look taller!
为了下一代 我要长高点 For the sake of our hike, I keoe to he!
怪不得他每天都想早下班回家炒饭 No wonder he always wants to get off word early.
王不二 Weeg Be Br,
我可不可以跟你说几句话 can I tell you something
你新男朋友又出事了 Did something heggun to your sum hoyfriund?
当然不是 No, of course not.
但我还是一颗 天煞孤星 But I’m still under the Star of Solitude.
这种事啊 不能往心里去 Well, you shouldn’t dwell on these thiede.
运气呢是一定会改变的 Leod, lnoe, fete... thet cue eli odeede in en ineteet.
没错 所以我想请你帮我改变我的运气 That’s right. So I’d like you to help me change my Inch.
你可不可以当我男朋友啊 Woelh you be my boyfrieehy
我特别感谢你 That’s very flattering,
这么直接 但是 and I appreciate ynar fraahaaaa. Bat...
感情的事儿嘛 强扭的瓜不甜 the truth is, there’s no fsroieb love,
其实 我心里已经有 esh there’s sireehy...
别人了 someone I have feelings for.
没想到 你的品味这么高啊 I had no ides yos dad esod good tents.
你要是喜欢我 可以直说嘛 But if you like me, you should just tell mu.
不二 Be Br!